The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches
(via punt-cunch)
- Television: In the criminal justice system--
- Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
(via z-e-e-k)
when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
(via memeposters)
Politeness became so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
(Source: nicosuave, via tiffellaneous)
(Source: einsteinonacid, via thisissogoingonmyblog)
(Source: com-humor, via laughingisbetter)
- mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
- me: i have no idea
why am i not a banana
im crying it hit 12,000 what is wrong with the internet
(Source: liverpate, via rainbow-llama)
so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out
he’s roasting marshmallows
(via rainbow-llama)
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